Worst Sayings Ever Printed on T-Shirts
Tags: t-shirt, clothes, shopping
If you are spotted with any of these sayings on your t-shirt, do the world a favor and just get naked. Can anyone think of any more?
| ||"This is your girlfriend's shirt"- Oh, because it's pink. I get it: a fratboy slept with my girlfriend last night. Clever.|
| ||"That's Hot"- Not only because it's the most brainless saying ever to catch on, but because with every t-shirt you purchase with this saying, you are merely contributing to the Paris Hilton Nightclub Fare Fund.|
| ||"Bun in the Oven"- Why?|
| ||"My boyfriend is out of town"- History has proven that the best advertisement for slutiness is word of mouth. The t-shirt version isn't really necessary.|
| ||"My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems/I just do what the voices tell me to do/where's my medication?" etc etc. Although HotTopic IS the zenith of fashion, it's best to just leave the mall altogether if this begins to look tempting.|
| ||"Git -R- Done"- Congress should really pass a law mandating the deletion of this phrase from the human vocabulary, as well as from t-shirts, key chains and bumper stickers everywhere.|
| ||"I'm only 99% Perfect"- Let's face it, we've all gotten some variation of this t-shirt from a confused aunt or grandmother. Best to just smile and nod, and locate the gift receipt.|
| ||"Mrs. Timberlake"- or Mrs. Insert Name of Any Non-Threatening Teen Hunk. Not only is it false advertising, but the wearer immediately becomes a moving target for cynics such as myself.|
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I do not have any t-shirts with any sayings just because they're not me. But my goodness whoever made this list is just angry about the wrong things in life. They're just shirts, get over it. Really justify your bitterness next time with a list like... oh I don't know-Why war sucks or something. Geez.
Comment by: starrynight