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Top 10 Most Memorable "Boiler Room" Quotes
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"Boiler Room" is a great movie about: "A college dropout gets a job as a broker for a suburban investment firm, which puts him on the fast track to success, but the job might not be as legitimate as it sounds." Here are ten of the greatest quotes from that great film:
| 1. | Jim Young: They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby. |
| 2. | Greg Weinstein: Don't pitch the bitch. |
| 3. | Jim Young: Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any. |
| 4. | Seth Davis: Fine, fine. I'm gonna take you off my list of successful people today. |
| 5. | Seth Davis: What do you mean, you're gonna pass. Alan, the only people making money passing are NFL quarterbacks and I don't see a number on your back. |
| 6. | Jim Young: And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done. |
| 7. | Chris Varick: Hey, kid, get the fuck outa here. |
| 8. | Broker: I know you're not standing on your front porch with a bag of money waiting for me to call you. But I'm not some 18-year-old selling a cure for AIDS. I'm 46 years old, I have 22 years market experience, I know this business. So pick up your skirt, grab your balls, and lets go make some money |
| 9. | Jim Young: There's an important phrase that we use here, and think it's time that you all learned it. Act as if. You understand what that means? Act as if you are the fucking President of this firm. Act as if you got a 9" cock. Okay? Act as if. |
| 10. | Greg Weinstein: Don't you have a canoli you can stick in your mouth? |
| 11. | Chris Varick: Don't you have a menorah you could shove up your ass? |
| 12. | Jim Young: You Want details? Fine. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet, What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid. |
| 13. | Richie: Get the fuck out of here before I put you in a mayonnaise jar. |
| 14. | Richie: When was the last time you closed something huh? You couldn't close a fuckin' window you moron! |
| 15. | Jim Young: You become an employee of this firm, you will make your first million within three years. I'm gonna repeat that - you will make a million dollars. |
| 16. | Seth Davis: I had a very strong work ethic. The problem was my ethics in work. |
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