| | Actions speak louder than words. |
| | An apple a day keeps the doctor away. |
| | Anything worth doing is worth doing well. |
| | Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
| | Beauty is only skin deep. |
| | Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. |
| | Believing isn't Seeing, Seeing is Believing. |
| | Build something that's foolproof, and only a fool will use it. |
| | Cats humor us because they know that their ancestors ate ours. |
| | Expect the worst, Hope for the best. |
| | Five out of four people have problems with fractions. |
| | Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. |
| | Happiness is being married to your best friend. |
| | He who is silent speaks volumes. |
| | I always mean what I say but I don't always say what I mean. |
| | I'm in shape. Round is a shape. |
| | If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. |
| | If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. |
| | In God We Trust, all others pay cash. |
| | Knowledge is power. |
| | Keep It Simple, Stupid! |
| | Life's a bitch and then you die. |
| | Love makes time pass. Time makes love pass. |
| | Love makes the world go 'round. |
| | Never look down on anyone unless you're helping him up. |
| | Never mess up an apology with an excuse. |
| | No good deed goes unpunished. |
| | Nobody ever said that life is fair. |
| | Play the game but don't let the game play you. |
| | Practice what you preach. |
| | Rome wasn't built in a day. |
| | Shoulda, coulda, woulda. |
| | So close, and yet so far away. |
| | Some people are born lucky, some make their own luck. |
| | Shit happens. |
| | The family that prays together stays together. |
| | The things we remember best are those better forgotten. |
| | There is a reason for everything. |
| | Those who fight and run away, live to fight another day. |
| | Thoughts don't hurt, actions do. |
| | Take control of your own destiny. |
| | They condemn what they do not understand. |
| | Wars are always fought for old men by young boys. |
| | Why buy the cow when the milk is free? |
| | Winners never quit, and quitters never win. |
| | Wise men make proverbs. Fools repeat them. |
| | You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your enemies. |
| | You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. |
| | You can't eat your cake and have it too. |
| | Zero multiplied by anything still equals zero. |
| | Talk is cheap. |