| | Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. |
| | I love every bone in your body - especially mine. |
| | You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. |
| | You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. |
| | Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. |
| | I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight. |
| | Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine. |
| | Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. |
| | Damn, you're hot. Wanna go back to my place? |
| | I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. |
| | Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? |
| | If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? |
| | I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. |
| | Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants. |
| | If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. |
| | Once you go black you never go back |
| | I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
| | Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away. |
| | My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going. |
| | I wish I were your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves. |
| | My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. |
| | Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! |
| | Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. |
| | Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. |
| | I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. |
| | You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast. |
| | What time do you have to be back in heaven? |
| | Has anyone told you, that you look like (insert celebrity name)? |
| | Are you a model? |
| | The word of the days is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word. |
| | Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's |
| | What's your sign? |
| | I'm drunk. |
| | Oh my gosh! I lost my phone number....Can I have yours? |
| | Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again |
| | That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor |
| | Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. |
| | Hey baby you must be a cambells soup girl, cause you look umm umm good." |
| | If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? |
| | I love every muscle in your body .....especially mine |
| | Is your dad a machanic, cause you got all the right parts. |