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What's Your Favorite? - Great Quotes From TV Sitcoms  
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If TV is a reflection of life, these are the thoughts that define us. Laugh away no canned laughter needed.

	What? Your Living Bra died of boredom?--Cheers (Carla to Diane)
	Let me get this straight. Mark gets fewer rules because he's a dork, and I get more rules because Brad's a dork.--Home Improvement (Randy)
	Brenda: How do you go from this tranquility to that violence? Sonny Crockett: I usually take the Ferrari.--Miami Vice
	Maddie Hayes: Well, let me remind you Mr. Addison, that one case does not a detective make. David Addison: Well, let me remind you Ms. Hayes, that I hate it when you talk backwards!--Moonlighting
	Vanessa: Denise pushed us out of the bathroom and Rudy doesn't have all of the shampoo rinsed out of her hair. If she goes blind can we get a dog?--The Cosby Show
	Let me tell you something Mister Stivic. You are a MEATHEAD. As in Meathead... dead from the neck up.-- All in the Family (Archie Bunker)
	Detective Harris: Hey Fish, does it hurt when those stones come out? Fish: It can't be too bad. The doctor says it's like giving birth.--Fish
	Granny: Elly May done popped the buttons off her shirt again. Jed Clampett: Elly May carries herself proud with her shoulders throwed back. Granny: It ain't her shoulders that have been poppin' these buttons.--The Beverly Hillibilies
	Sonny and I are perfectly compatible. As soon as there's a problem, my psychiatrist contacts his psychiatrist and they work it out.--The Sonny & Cher Show (Cher)
	All I do is think and Blink--I Dream of Jeannie (Jeannie)
	Look, all I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776.--I Love Lucy (Ricky Ricardo)
	Ralph Kramden: This is probably the biggest thing I ever got into. Alice Kramden: The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.--The Honeymooners
	Marilyn Monroe: What about the difference in our ages? Jack: Oh, it's not that big a difference. You're twenty-five and I'm thirty-nine. Marilyn Monroe: I know, Jack. But what about twenty-five years from now when I'm fifty and you're thirty-nine? Jack: Gee, I never thought of that.--The Jack Benny Program

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