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The Everyday World of Men and Women: Expansive Differences  
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Men and women have differing views on many parts of everyday life.

	Games Women - Games are for social fun and laughter. Men - Competitions to award winners and laugh at losers.
	Children Women - Know her kid's dentist's middle name. Men - May not know the middle name of that short person in his home.
	Cars Women - A mode to transport her babies. Men - Still refers to his car as his baby.
	Alcohol Women - Daquiris and diet cola with rum. Men - Beer and whiskey shots.
	Restrooms Women - A social lounge for gossip and nose-powdering. Men - A place for personal biological relief.
	Handwriting Women - Colorful pens with loopy cursive and hearts above the "i" and smiley faces. Men - Incomprehensible chicken-scratch
	Groceries Women - Lists of things she needs. Men - Waits for fridge to become empty than goes of an empty stomach and buys everything he wants.
	Mall Women - Get dressed up and browse for hours. Men - Run through the parking lot and buy the first thing they see.
	Relationships Women - Will cry and pour thier heart out to her girlfriends over ice cream and never call again. Men - Will go get beers and shots with his buddies and "drunk-dial" her late at night.
	Sex Women - 30 mins of foreplay. Men - 30 seconds of foreplay.
	Maturity Women - Girls look and act like women at 18 years old. Men - Boys look and act like boys until they are atleast 22.
	Reading Women - Read love classic love stories and Shakespeare. Men - Read the sports page, TV Guide and Playboy.
	Nudity Women - Nude women are works of art and remind men there is a God. Men - Nude men remind women of the possibility of evolution.
	Bathroom and Shower Women - Take 90 minutes to use her 48 items. Men - Take 10 minutes to use
	Shoes Women - Have 93 pairs for each of her 93 outfits. Men - Have boots, athletic shoes, sandals and brown and black dress shoes.
	Pets Women - Have cats, bunnies and dogs that fit in her purse Men - Have reptiles and dogs that could kill them in thier sleep.
	Dressing Up Women - Cannot wait to wear a dress to go get the mail. Men - Put on the tie in the car ride to funerals and weddings.
	Laundry Women - Wash her sheets and towels every week. Men - Wash his underwear once a month.
	Paying Women - Use exact change (that has piled up in her 10 pound purse). Men - Have nothing smaller than $20 bills (because he has never stepped inside a bank).
	Phone Women - Talk for an hour with one friend then tells the exact same story for an hour to the next. Men - Send one short mass text message.
	Toys Women - A little girl plays Barbies until she is 10. Men - A boy's toys just get more expensive and use bigger batteries when he is 20.
	Conversation Women - Main topics are sex (graphically true accounts) and relationships. Men - Main topics are sex (graphically exaggerrated accounts) and football.
	Movies Women - Unrealistic love stories where men are perfect heroes. Men - Unrealistic action adventures where men are perfect heroes.
	Jewelry Women - Want and wear everything they can get away with. Men - Want and wear a watch.

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