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As you are out there on your career or job search remember to have some fun. The lovable cartoon character Homer Simpson has gone through quite a few different careers in his time. Here is the complete list!

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  • Nuclear Safety Inspector - This is his default job
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  • Unnamed job in nuclear power plant, sector 7-G
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  • Activist - Marijuana legalization ("Weekend at Burnsie's") and for the preservation of the Springfield Isotopes
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  • Actor - He is great at this role, he has been an actor five times!("Behind the Laughter", "D'oh-in in the Wind", "Barting Over", "Mr. Plow", "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
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  • Agent (3 times) Lurleen Lumpkin ("Colonel Homer")Suds McDuff ("Old Yeller Belly") Lisa and Cameron Aka Johnny Rainbow ("A Star is Torn")
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  • Ambulance driver ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")
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  • Amateur-Division Professional Arm Wrestler ("Marge's Son Poisoning")
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  • Astronaut for NASA ("Deep Space Homer")
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  • Attack-dog trainer for the Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School ("I Married Marge")
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  • Baby Proofer for his own baby proofing company "Wee Care" ("Bye Bye Nerdie")
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  • Bartender for Moe's Tavern and Homer's Hunting Club ("Homer the Moe")
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  • Bear Hunter after he is attacked by a bear and labeled a coward ("The Fat and the Furriest")
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  • Blackjack dealer of Monty's Casino ("$pringfield")
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  • Bodyguard of Mayor Joe Quimby ("Mayored to the Mob")
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  • Bootlegger Of beer as the "Beer Baron" ("Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment")
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  • Bowling alley employee, or "Pin Monkey", of Barney's Bowl-o-rama ("And Maggie Makes Three")
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  • Boxer ("The Homer They Fall")
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  • Broadway Actor
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  • Butler ("The Frying Game")
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  • Candle maker of Ye Olde Candlemaker, Olde Springfield Towne ("I Married Marge")
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  • Car designer for Powell Motors ("Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?")
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  • Caretaker for Mr. Burns' lodge ("Treehouse of Horror V")
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  • Carny ("Bart Carny")
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  • Celebrity Assistant (see personal assistant)
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  • CEO of nuclear power plant ("C.E. D'oh")
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  • Chauffeur for Classy Joe's ("Homer vs. Patty & Selma")
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  • Springfield Chief of Police ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
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  • Child Caretaker of Uncle Homer's Daycare ("Children of a Lesser Clod")
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  • Choreographer for the Super Bowl Halftime Show ("Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass")
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  • Chiropractor ("Pokey Mom")
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  • Clown (see Krusty impersonator)
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  • Coach for Bart's little league American football team ("Bart Star")
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  • Con artist/Grifter with son Bart ("The Great Money Caper")
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  • Conceptual artist ("Mom and Pop Art")
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  • Consultant on the remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, ("Beyond Blunderdome")
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  • Convenience store night-clerk for the Kwik-E-Mart ("Lisa's Pony")
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  • Curator of "The museum of Hollywood Jerks", ("When You Dish Upon a Star")
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  • Death ("Treehouse of Horror XIV")
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  • Detective ("King Size Homer" not shown, but mentioned by Marge)
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  • Dishwasher At camp See-A-Tree ("The Way We Weren't")
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  • Drug Smuggler when Burns cancelled the prescription drug program ("Midnight Rx")
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  • Door-to-door knife salesman for Slash-Co. ("I Married Marge")
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  • Door-to-door sugar salesman ("Lisa's Rival")
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  • Door-to-door spring salesman ("The Old Man and The "C" Student")
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  • Employee at Gulp 'n' Blow Drive-through ("I Married Marge")
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  • Executive of Globex Corp., Cypress Creek ("You Only Move Twice")
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  • Executive Vice President of Power Plant (while smoking medicinal marijuana) ("Weekend at Burnsie's")
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  • Farmer ("E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)")
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  • Film critic ("A Star is Burns")
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  • Film producer ("Beyond Blunderdome")
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  • Fish gutter in ("Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo")
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  • Food critic for the Springfield Shopper ("Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?")
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  • Fortune cookie writer ("A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love")
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  • Founder and Junior Vice President Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net.
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  • Garbage Commissioner (see Sanitation Commissioner)
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  • Gravedigger ("Treehouse of Horror II")
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  • Grease salesman ("Lard of the Dance")
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  • Grifter (see Con-Artist)
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  • Guard of Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility ("The Wandering Juvie")
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  • Hippie ("D'oh-in In the Wind")
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  • Homophobe ("Homer's Phobia") - Not an actual job, but Homer includes this when he recites a list of jobs he's held in the past in the episode "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge". It is possible that Homer somehow made money from being a homophobe.
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  • Horse Trainer of Furious D ("Saddlesore Galactica")
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  • Ice Cream Truck Driver ("Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)")
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  • Impotency Spokesman for Viagrogaine ("Barting Over")
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  • Informant for the F.B.I. ("The Trouble with Trillions")
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  • Internet service provider ("Das Bus")
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  • Inventor ("The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace, Flaming Moe's, The Old Man and the "C" Student")
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  • Kidnapper ("Burns, Baby Burns")Homer 'kidnaps' the bastard son of Mr. Burns in an attempt to make Mr. Burns love his son again.
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  • Krusty Impersonator ("Homie the Clown")
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  • Kwik-E-Mart Employee (see Convenience store clerk)
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  • Mall Santa Claus ("Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire")
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  • Manager of Country Music performer Lurleen Lumpkin (See Agent)
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  • Marriage Counselor ("Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play")
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  • Mascot, known as "Dancing Homer" ("Dancin' Homer")
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  • Mayor of New Springfield ("A Tale of Two Springfields")
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  • Mayoral candidate ("See Homer Run")
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  • Mexican wrestler ("Jazzy and the Pussycats")
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  • Mini-golf assistant for Sir Putts-A-Lot ("I Married Marge")
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  • Missionary ("Missionary: Impossible")
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  • Mob Boss (The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and His Homer)
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  • Monorail conductor ("Marge vs. the Monorail")
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  • Mountain climber ("King of the Hill")
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  • Muscle For Hire
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  • Musician
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  • Manure Saleman
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  • Night school teacher
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  • Nuclear Power Plant manager (Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore)
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  • Oil-rig worker ("Half-Decent Proposal")
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  • One Man Band ("Bart Gets Famous")
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  • Ordained Minister ("There's Something About Marrying")
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  • Outsider Artist ("Mom and Pop Art")
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  • Owner - ZiffCorp ("The Ziff Who Came to Dinner") Majority Stock Owner", SpringShield ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge"), the Denver Broncos ("You Only Move Twice"), CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet - Internet based company - See Junior Vice President, The Burns Power Plant
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  • Panhandler ("Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore")
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  • Performance artist ("Homerpalooza")
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  • Personal assistant
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  • Pig Judge ("Simple Simpson")
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  • Pilot for Crazy Clown Airlines (imposter) ("Fear of Flying")
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  • Plus-size butt model ("Mommie Beerest")
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  • Poochie (See Voice Actor)
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  • Prank monkey for Mr. Burns ("Homer vs. Dignity")
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  • Pretzel Inspector ("The Twisted World of Marge Simpson")
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  • Priest (see ordained minister)
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  • Prison snitch ("The Seven-Beer Snitch")
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  • Public speaker ("HOM?")
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  • Roadie ("How I Spent My Strummer Vacation")
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  • Roadside corn salesman ("Fraudcast News")
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  • Railroad Engineer (implied) ("Maximum Homerdrive")
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  • Rastaman ("Weekend at Burnsie's")
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  • Robot
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  • Safety inspector Homers main job.
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  • Safety protester ("Homer's Odyssey")
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  • Safety Salamander ("See Homer Run")
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  • Sailor in the Naval Reserve ("Simpson Tide")
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  • Salesman (see Used Car salesman)
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  • Sanitation Commissioner ("Trash of the Titans")
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  • Security officer (see "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
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  • Smithers (see personal assistant)
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  • Smuggler - of beer ("Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment"), of prescription drugs ("Midnight RX"), of vegetables ("Itchy and Scratchy Land"), of Sugar ("Sweets and Sour Marge")
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  • Snitch (see Prison Snitch)
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  • Snowplow proprietor and driver ("Mr. Plow")
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  • Soldier ("G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)")
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  • Sotftball Player ("Homer at the Bat")
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  • Songwriter ("A Star is Torn")
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  • Street musician ("Bart Gets Famous")
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  • Superhero ("Simple Simpson")
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  • Spokesperson/Walking Billboard, ("My Fair Laddy")
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  • Sprawl-Mart greeter ("On A Clear Day I Can't See My Sister")
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  • Talk Show Host ("Today I am A Clown")
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  • Teacher ("Secrets of a Successful Marriage")
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  • Telemarketer ("Lisa's Date with Density")
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  • Thief ("Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment")
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  • Tomacco Creator/Farmer/Salesman (see Farmer)
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  • Town Crier ("Lisa the Iconoclast")
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  • Traveling salesman of Simpson & Son, Revitalizing Tonic ("Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy")
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  • Trucker ("Maximum Homerdrive")
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  • Train driver ("Maximum Homerdrive")
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  • Unemployed
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  • Union leader ("Last Exit to Springfield")
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  • Used Car salesman ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")
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  • Vigilante ("Homer the Vigilante")
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  • Village Oaf ("Treehouse of Horror XI")
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  • Voice actor ("The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show")
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  • Webmaster ("The Computer Wore Menace Shoes")
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  • Wrestler - (see Mexican wrestler)
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