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Signs You're Not Ready to Get Married  
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Is it possible you are too young to get married? Or too poor? Too immature? Or not really sure what "love" is? Well here are some signs that you may not be ready to get married:

	You have a futon from K-Mart in your living room
	Instead of bills hanging from magnets on your fridge, you have a report card
	The last three meals you've eaten where passed through a window
	Your DVR is filled with shows from MTV
	You still think Thursday night starts your weekend
	Your dog still pisses in your house
	You have to check your bank statement to see if you can afford a 12-pack of Natty
	You know what "Natty" refers to
	Your favorite movie of all-time is "Transformers"
	The last book your read in its entirety was "The Scarlet Letter"
	Justin Timberlake is currently in your car's CD player
	You still have an allowance
	Your iPod is currently paused on AfroMan
	You still have 4 roommates
	The three meals you can cook all have the word "cheese" in them
	Half of your shopping cart consists of Ramen noodles
	Your browser's homepage is set to TMZ or PerezHilton.com

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