| 1. | Buy some fleas and release into their house. 2000 should do. |
| 2. | Bend all of their fork tongs in different directions. |
| 3. | Chain a trained pit bull to their door and command it to guard. |
| 4. | Carve new grooves into their record collection.... tell them you are adding "bonus tracks" |
| 5. | Cut down all the trees on their property, make sure they fall on or near their house and auto's |
| 6. | Call cops and report a dead body at their residence. |
| 7. | Crazy glue all of the buttons on their phone. |
| 8. | Call the IRS and report them for tax evasion and racketeering. |
| 9. | Download a virus on their computer. |
| 10. | Deface every family photo they have. |
| 11. | Don't call and ask them a question. Write the question down, tie it to a brick, and throw it through their window. |
| 12. | Fill their computer with illegal downloads, call FBI and the RIAA and rat them out. |
| 13. | Fill all of their cereal boxes with milk, put back in cupboard. |
| 14. | Feed their pets booze. |
| 15. | Have sex ON their car, Leave evidence. |
| 16. | Loosen the lids on all of their preserves, pickles and jams. |
| 17. | Lay a bed of nails under their couch cushions. |
| 18. | Mix ashes into their ground coffee. |
| 19. | Mix Borax into their coffee whitener. |
| 20. | MIx warfarin into their cornmeal. |
| 21. | Mix liquid soap into their pop. |
| 22. | Mix up their medications. |
| 23. | Pour salt into the back of their coffee maker. |
| 24. | Pour white sand into their beds. Lightly, you don't want them to know it's there. |
| 25. | Put urinal cakes in their coolaid |
| 26. | Paint large swastikas on their vehicles hood. |
| 27. | Plug their toilet with paper towel and steel wool |
| 28. | Poke tiny pinholes into every piece of tupperware they own. |
| 29. | Place "We support the taliban" sign on their lawn on Independance Day. |
| 30. | Put a can of soup in the microwave and turn on for 20 min., make sure not to open the can first. |
| 31. | Piss on their vegetables. |
| 32. | Poop on their doorstep once a week, early in the morning....just before sunrise. |
| 33. | Put bleach into their liquid laundry detergent. |
| 34. | Pour out their regular milk and refill with stale breast milk. |
| 35. | Remove half of the rivets and bolts from their ladder. |
| 36. | Run over the family pet in front of their kids. |
| 37. | Run over their kids bikes. |
| 38. | Rip every other page out of their phone book. |
| 39. | Record porn over all their home movies. |
| 40. | Rub pink house insulation inside all of their clothes. |
| 41. | Steal all of the knobs and handles off of their drawers, cupboards and drawers. |
| 42. | Switch the positive and ground wires on some of their electrical outlets. |
| 43. | Soak their mattress in vinegar. |
| 44. | Sign them up for the Michael Jackson fanclub. |
| 45. | Steal their wedding pic, have it blown up and put on a billboard downtown with the caption "Incest is the best!" |
| 46. | Scratch the laser eye on their CD and DVD player. |
| 47. | Scratch and gouge their living room table. |
| 48. | Swap the labels on their Tuna with labels on their Seafood cat food. |
| 49. | Spread broken glass shards onto their lawn. |
| 50. | Throw a spike strip behind their car as they are backing out of their driveway. |
| 51. | Take all of the batteries out of their smoke alarms. |
| 52. | Turn the contrast and hue on their T.V. to high, throw out the remote. |
| 53. | When they leave on vacation, turn on all their lights and crank the heat until the day they get back, turn all off before they come home. |
| 54. | Wreck some biker's motorcycle, leave their name and address with the wreckage. |
| 55. | Wire the main door knob to the house current. Watch neighbour try to open the door. |