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If You Watched the Edited Version, You Missed Out...  
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The edited for television versions of these great movies really f***ing suck a$$!

	Pulp Fiction - a PG heroin scene?
	Gladiator - the same reason Romans went to the Coliseum is why Americans loved this movie
	Showgirls & Striptease - basically the same movie, and we all know why we sat through 2 hrs of it (or directly fast forwarded thru it)
	Requiem for a Dream - like the difference between crack and weed
	Goodfellas - the Mob is inherently R-rated
	Se7en - makes the seven sins seem punishable with a slap on the wrist
	Boogie Nights - might as well put edited Jenna Jameson PORN on TV
	The Breakfast Club - take away Anthony Michael Hall smokin' doobies in the library and there's nothing left
	Die Hard - "Yippee-Kay-Yay" with no "mother fucker" at the end just sounds stupid
	Fargo - two words.... Wood Chipper
	The Brain That Wouldn't Die - no stripper catfight, what a pity. But the monster in the closet doesn't bite a chunk out of the Dr's neck, that's a crime.
	Flesh and the Fiends (AKA Mania) - missing the nudity, startling for the time, filmed for the "continental" version
	King Kong (the original from 1933) - used to be shown minus the scene with Kong removing and sniffing Fay Wray's nightie, not to mention scenes of natives getting stomped by the big ape
	The Awful Dr. Orlof - early Jess Franco horror had several topless scenes (this is 1964) that were always gone from the TV showings
	The Day The Earth Caught Fire - rarely shown on TV, but always without the smoldering scene of Janet Munro, naked in bed, with the covers inching downward

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