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Santa's Pickup Lines
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Tags: Santa, Christmas, Pickup lines, girls, dates
Short List of Some of Santa's favorite pickup lines...
| 1. | I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge. |
| 2. | I've got something you can hang a wreath on. |
| 3. | One hour with me, honey, and you'll be seeing flyin' reindeer! |
| 4. | Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly? |
| 5. | That's No candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you. |
| 6. | Sugar, I got your stocking stuffer right here, Baby! |
| 7. | I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear,do you? |
| 8. | Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love! |
| 9. | Care to see my twelve inch elf? |
| 10. | Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh? |
| 11. | I've got something special in the sack just for you! |
| 12. | I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister! |
| 13. | Some of my favorite toys run on batteries.... |
| 14. | Forget the 'Nice' list, cuz I'm putting your name top of my 'nice and naughty girl list'. |
| 15. | Wanna see the 'North Pole'? (that's what Mrs. Claus calls it!) |
| 16. | Wanna join the "Mile High" club? |
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hahah! ROTFL... great list
Comment by: Kimbe
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