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Santa's Pickup Lines  
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Short List of Some of Santa's favorite pickup lines...

1.	I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge.
2.	I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
3.	One hour with me, honey, and you'll be seeing flyin' reindeer!
4.	Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?
5.	That's No candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
6.	Sugar, I got your stocking stuffer right here, Baby!
7.	I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear,do you?
8.	Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!
9.	Care to see my twelve inch elf?
10.	Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh?
11.	I've got something special in the sack just for you!
12.	I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!
13.	Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....
14.	Forget the 'Nice' list, cuz I'm putting your name top of my 'nice and naughty girl list'.
15.	Wanna see the 'North Pole'? (that's what Mrs. Claus calls it!)
16.	Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

Lister: JokeMan
Source: unknown

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