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Whether its quotes about drinking wine, chugging beer, getting sauced on hard liquor, or casually drinking tea on your back porch:

1.	Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life's problems. - Homer Simpson
2.	I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy. - Dorothy Parker
3.	All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. - Homer Simpson
4.	I drink to make other people interesting. - George Jean Nathan.
5.	Work is the curse of the drinking classes
6.	Another master of putting words together in ways that stick true. - Oscar Wilde
7.	I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra
8.	The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get - Joe Walsh
9.	Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets - Arthur, played by Dudley Moore.
10.	Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. - Anonymous
11.	They talk of my drinking but never my thirst. - Scottish saying.
12.	When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn't depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession. - Danny McGoorty
13.	Drinking is a way of ending the day. - Earnest Hemingway.
14.	I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
15.	An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Earnest Hemingway
16.	You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa
17.	Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson
18.	This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
19.	The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. - Richard Braunstein
20.	I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best
21.	There can't be good living where there is not good drinking. - Ben Franklin
22.	They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. - Casey Stengel
23.	I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward
24.	Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money? - Milan Maximovich
25.	Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
26.	The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

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