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Coolest Nip/Tuck Christian Troy Quotes: "Tell me what you don't like about yourself?"
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Dr. Christian Troy is a fictional character played by Julian McMahon on the FX Networks series Nip/Tuck. The show revolves around McNamara/Troy, the plastic surgery practice he runs with his business partner and best friend, Sean McNamara. These are some of the best, coolest, and funniest quotes he's ever said:
| | Tell me what you don't like about yourself? |
| | She's a troublemaker and her shoes are cheap. |
| | The line that divides the porn industry and the plastic surgery is a thin one. We're both selling fantasy, aren't we? |
| | I think I work better on women I've screwed. Once you've seen a woman's cumface, you've seen her soul. |
| | He's around you all the time. Oh correction, you're an expensive whore. |
| | That's easy for you to say. You've never been with Vagina Gina. |
| | It's Troy. Dr. Christian Troy. |
| | I'm serious, I felt violated. The last time I felt like this was back in the early 90s when some girl shoved her finger up my butt with no warning. |
| | No, you have my 10 inch dick to thank. |
| | Ever notice how "monogamy" rhymes with "monotony"? |
| | I'm a wildly successful plastic surgeon and I have a 33-inch waist. I'm a superhero, so now I'm going to put my cape back on and get back out there. |
| | If you'll excuse me I'm going upstairs to pay somebody to pretend they like me. |
| | None of us get out alive. Now you can huddle in a group and face it one day at a time, or you could be grateful that when your body rubs against someone else's, it explodes with enough pleasure that you can forget, even for a minute, that you're only a walking pile of ashes. |
| | I'm putting pussy lips back on the schedule! |
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