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Dr. Christian Troy is a fictional character played by Julian McMahon on the FX Networks series Nip/Tuck. The show revolves around McNamara/Troy, the plastic surgery practice he runs with his business partner and best friend, Sean McNamara. These are some of the best, coolest, and funniest quotes he's ever said:

Tell me what you don't like about yourself?

She's a troublemaker and her shoes are cheap.

The line that divides the porn industry and the plastic surgery is a thin one. We're both selling fantasy, aren't we?

I think I work better on women I've screwed. Once you've seen a woman's cumface, you've seen her soul.

He's around you all the time. Oh correction, you're an expensive whore.

That's easy for you to say. You've never been with Vagina Gina.

It's Troy. Dr. Christian Troy.

I'm serious, I felt violated. The last time I felt like this was back in the early 90s when some girl shoved her finger up my butt with no warning.

No, you have my 10 inch dick to thank.

Ever notice how "monogamy" rhymes with "monotony"?

I'm a wildly successful plastic surgeon and I have a 33-inch waist. I'm a superhero, so now I'm going to put my cape back on and get back out there.

If you'll excuse me I'm going upstairs to pay somebody to pretend they like me.

None of us get out alive. Now you can huddle in a group and face it one day at a time, or you could be grateful that when your body rubs against someone else's, it explodes with enough pleasure that you can forget, even for a minute, that you're only a walking pile of ashes.

I'm putting pussy lips back on the schedule!

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