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Master Shake is a character on the Adult Swim cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF). Commonly "Shake," or occasionally "Cup", is a lazy, stingy, simple-minded, mean-spirited, illiterate, sadistic, and self-centered milkshake in the form of a white cup with a pink straw and two yellow kitchen gloves. He often gets enjoyment out of tormenting Meatwad, swimming in Carl's pool, and watching TV. These are some of the funniest things he has said:
| | Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth. |
| | That's what it does! |
| | You're both yo-yo's. Shut up ya yo-yo's. |
| | You're about to not have a mouth! And I mean it! I'LL RIP IT OFF! |
| | I wasn't born yesterday, you know - I've seen movies. |
| | That's a deep kiss too, like the Europeans. You know, the French, they have to unhinge their jaw to show love. |
| | Shake: It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth.. |
| | Don't you touch those! They're in mint condition, and they're gonna stay that way! ... You touch those and your G.I. Joes are gonna be M.I.A. my friend! And then who's gonna call Little Momma Joe, to tell her that her boy ain't coming home? Cause SOMEBODY was asleep on guard duty! |
| | Mail call! Frylock, letter for you! Meatwad... get a life! |
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