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Christopher "Big Black" Boykin Quotes  
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Christopher Boykin (born January 26, 1972) is a professional bodyguard but is best known for his role on MTV's television show Rob & Big which follows him and his co-host/best friend Rob Dyrdek. Boykin is a U.S. Navy veteran, where he was a chef. These are some of the funniest things he's ever said:

	"whatcha momma say STOMP, whatcha papa say STOMP"
	22's son, 22's
	"It's Hot In The Streets"
	"Poser"
	"Stripping is like ridin' a bike...."
	"When was the last time you skated?"
	"Why are You trying to catch me riding dirty, copper"
	(To Meaty) What's up with your hole, man? Talk to me, dog.
	[Rob] looks like a fish out of water right now... looks like a guppy.
	Boy gotta turn duck and roll to get out the couch.
	Did I fart? Yes I did.
	Do work
	Do Work son
	Drama, I am going to need you to blowdry my crotch.
	Dude he gets fanned on pretty much a lot. (about Meaty)
	Dude, I'm saying no mud around my weiner.
	Fat man's funk... smells like rump.
	Hell yeah, drop dat turtle baby!
	His nuts is shot... Dude, check your nuts.
	I am gonna break a little wind... alright... rip on.
	I don't know. What are you talking about?
	I guess to get those doo-doo's out.
	I need a 6X shirt with rhinestones on it.
	I'm the bodyguard.
	Its like they're all pop and country... we're hip-hop.
	Let a bum live the "Street Dreams"... that's all he's got.
	My name is Clarkston the 3rd... I'm a philanthropist.
	Nah, we give to them all the time. ... ...Old folks.
	Not since I was 13.
	Oh no... I'm a male stripper... I got moves.
	See what I told you... old people aren't as scary as you'd think.
	Skid rizzie ain't no joke
	Smell like doo-doo in here?
	That's what happens when you put your faith in wallpaper.
	Thats alright man. We gotta do what we gotta do to get a champion in this house.
	There's one population of people we haven't given back to yet.
	There's some good girls on the Space right now.
	These chairs right here, not massive ass certified.... Boy coming in hot with some ass power... look at this.... thats half a cheek on there
	We've got to come in hot.
	When your body is tired... exercise your mind.
	You kick me... I'm kicking your ass! Damn PETA
	You're getting treatment through some wallpaper?
	Put ya ham on him son......put ham on him.

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