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Barack Obama's Top Ten Campaign Promises  
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Barack Obama Delivers a David Letterman Top 10 List:

1.	Three words: Vice President Oprah.
2.	Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.
3.	I’ll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.
4.	I won’t let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.
5.	I’ll rename the tenth month of the year “Barack-tober.”
6.	I’ll put Regis on the nickel.
7.	If you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it.
8.	Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin’ good.
9.	I will double your tax money at the craps table.
10.	To keep the budget balanced, I’ll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.

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