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Reasons Not to Live in Ohio  
IMHO 

Tags: bad locations, ohio, worst states, worst places to live

I'm sure there are plenty of good things about Ohio that make it a great place to live for some people. I really just can't think of any. This is my list of why I think Ohio is a terrible place.

	Football players are gods. Football is a godly sport. Footballs are sacred objects. And there is no tolerance for straying from this religion.
	Everyday language consists of "Where's my keys at?" "My car needs fixed." "I seen a cool movie today."
	Most people drive with their eyes closed.
	Exploring other cultures consists of visiting Amish country for most people.
	The literacy rate is pretty average, but a lot of people read like 6 year olds...or not at all.
	"Botswana? Is that a disease?"
	People celebrate by burning couches and cars.
	"Like, I totally think that like, uh, people who are like, uh, dying and like, uh, hungry and stuff, is like, uh, really bad."
	People in Ohio refer to themselves as a poisonous nut.
	Ohio's greatest claim to fame is producing 8 presidents...take a gander at THAT political history.
	Bellefontaine is pronounced "Bell fountain" and LaRue is pronounced "Lay Roo." I hope French people never visit.
	In Ohio, you can experience all four seasons in 25 minutes and on average, central Ohio only has 100 sunny days per year.

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