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These are the absolute best sports movie quotes of all time:

1. "Yo, Adrian!" Rocky
2. "You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it. It was you, Charley." On The Waterfront
3. "Show me the money!" Jerry Maguire
4. "Juuuust a bit outside!" Major League
5. "I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes." Airplane!
6. "Sweep the leg." The Karate Kid
7. "There's no crying in baseball!" A League of Their Own
8. "You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!" Bull Durham
9. "Oh, there they go. There they go. Every time I start talkin' 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano!" Coming to America
10. "You're gonna eat lightning, and you're gonna crap thunder!" Rocky
11. "If you build it, he will come." Field of Dreams
12. "Noonan!" Caddyshack
13. "Pick me out a winner, Bobby." The Natural
14. "There's one thing I want you to do for me. Win. Win!" Rocky II
15. "Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool." The Hustler
16. "Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live ... is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove, and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present." Bull Durham
17. "Mike Eruzione! Winthrop, Massachusetts! I play for the United States of America!" Miracle
18. "Jocks only think about sports. Nerds only think about sex." Revenge of the Nerds
19. "I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for SuperFan99 over here." Swingers
20. "What about Brett Fav-ruh?" There's Something About Mary
21. "Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don't do crack." The Waterboy
22. "Get him a body bag, yeaaahhh!" The Karate Kid
23. "There will be an additional springboard installed for Melon's dive, the Triple Lindy!" Back to School
24. "I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change." Rocky IV
25. "... Whose bright strips and broad stars, in the perilous night. O'er the ramparts we watched, as the da da da da da da. And the rocket's red glare, lots of bombs in the air ..." The Naked Gun
26. "If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!" Ace Ventura
27. "I enjoy watching football in the afternoon. One of the things I love about this country. Baseball, too. I love baseball ever since Arnold Rothstein fixed the World Series in 1919." The Godfather Part II
28. "The price is wrong, bitch!" Happy Gilmore
29. "I just slid my ticket across the table and I said, 'Sorry, guys, I gotta see about a girl.' " Good Will Hunting
30. "So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." Caddyshack
31. "Sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper." Knute Rockne, All-American
32. "Put it in the face!" Coming to America
33. "Hey, Yankees, you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" The Bad News Bears
34. "Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump." White Men Can't Jump
35. "Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down, because you told them the truth. And that truth is that you did everything that you could. There wasn't one more thing that you could've done. Can you live in that moment, as best you can, with clear eyes and love in your heart? With joy in your heart? If you can do that, gentlemen, then you're perfect." Friday Night Lights
36. "Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them." Tin Cup
37. "U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi! You ugly! You ugly! Yo momma said you ugly!" Wildcats
38. "I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool." Rocky III
39. "You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin' and you have nearly a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football team in the land for two years. And you're gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself." Rudy
40. "In case you haven't noticed — and, judging by the attendance, you haven't — the Indians have managed to win a few here and there and are threatening to climb out of the cellar." Major League
41. "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth." The Pride of the Yankees
42. "If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential, to be the best that you can be, I don't care what the scoreboard says. At the end of the game, in my book, we're gonna be winners."
43. "You never played for Charlie Comiskey." Eight Men Out
44. "People always say to me, 'When you get to the NBA, don't forget about me.' Well, I should've said back, 'If I don't make it to the NBA, don't you forget about me.' " Hoop Dreams
45. "Uh, Lord, hallowed be thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank you for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is — she kept calling your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. OK, that's it." A League of Their Own
46. [Ed Rooney learns the score of the baseball game is nothin'-nothin'.] "Who's winning?" Ferris Bueller's Day Off
47. "I was crippled for the rest of my life. I got better. He made me better. Hell, you made me better." Seabiscuit
48. "Hey, unless you're gonna kiss me, get your hands off my ass." Any Given Sunday
49. "I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run, I feel His pleasure." Chariots of Fire
50. "I sure miss playing basketball. I got depressed as hell when my athlete's foot and jock itch went away." Breaking Away
51. "Good crowd out there tonight, boys, let's really try to win this one." Slap Shot
52. "Look, mister, there's two kinds of dumb. Uh, guy that gets naked and runs out in the snow and barks at the moon, and, uh, guy who does the same thing in my living room. First one don't matter, the second one you're kinda forced to deal with." Hoosiers
53. "Well you're better than any player I ever had. And you're the best God damn hitter I ever saw. Suit up." The Natural
54. "Let them play! Let them play!"
55. "Well, I figure against today's pitchers I'd only probably hit about .290." Cobb
56. "Protect yourself at all times." Million Dollar Baby
57. "You can do it!" The Waterboy
58. "Tackle by Jefferson! Jefferson! Jefferson!" Fast Times at Ridgemont High
59. "This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball." Bull Durham
60. "Just a reminder, fans, about Die-Hard Night coming up here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant." Major League
61. "And you're always talking about, 'Muhammad, you're not the same man you were 10 years ago.' Well, I asked your wife, and she told me you're not the same man you was two years ago!"
62. "Wax on. Wax off." The Karate Kid
63. "The most important thing to remember is to protect your quarterback — me!"
64. "I'll make it." Hoosiers
65. "If there's magic in boxing, it's the magic of fighting battles beyond endurance, beyond cracked ribs, ruptured kidneys and detached retinas. It's the magic of risking everything for a dream that nobody sees but you." Million Dollar Baby
66. "Wormser is a master of aerodynamics. He has engineered the javelin to complement Lamar's limp-wristed throwing style." Revenge of the Nerds
67. "Listen, Lupus, you didn't come into this life just to sit around on a dugout bench, did ya? Now get your ass out there and do the best you can." The Bad News Bears
68. "He didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you. He rubbed you. And rubbin', son, is racin'." Days of Thunder
69. "Hi, my name's Mae, and that's more than a name, that's an attitude." A League of Their Own
70. "My mother was 13 years old when I was born. Why? Because my dad raped a little girl that was in a room asleep. My dad was going out with my mother's mother. There you go. There's some bones for Jake the Snake." Beyond the Mat
71. "Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation." Dodgeball
72. "See that look in their eyes, Rock? You gotta get that look back, Rock. Eye of the tiger, man." Rocky III
73. "520? You get 400 for just spelling your name correctly." Blue Chips
74. "He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive. But he sure is fast!" Forrest Gump
75. "My dad died when he was 39. Hodgkins. My grandfather, my uncle, same thing. None of 'em made it past the age of 45, so I'm gonna live my life the way I want! Why don't you get off my back. Call your wife, go cry to her about it." 61*
76. "People say that it can't work, black and white; well, here we make it work, every day. We have our disagreements, of course, but before we reach for hate, always, always, we remember the Titans." Remember the Titans
77. "I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game and eat sausages and beer. Not light beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up." There's Something About Mary
78. [After Kareem Abdul-Jabbar protests being ejected from his farewell game.] "Well then, let me be the first to say, 'Farewell!' " Forget Paris
79. "All I want to do is race, Daddy." 3
80. [A reporter asks, "Rocky do you have something derogatory to say about the champ?"] "Derogatory? Yeah, he's great." Rocky II
81. "Money won is twice as sweet as money earned." The Color of Money
82. "We're gonna yank 'em ... tear 'em ... rrrrip 'em. We're gonna take 'em and roll 'em around and rip 'em up to pieces. And then we're gonna slaughter 'em!" Grease
83. "I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay?" White Men Can't Jump
84. "I didn't ask him, 'Can he beat you?' I already know he can beat you. I asked him, 'Will he?' With Eddie, that's two different things." The Hustler
85. "It's in the hole!" Caddyshack
86. "Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man! Oh, my God! Einhorn is a man!" Ace Ventura
87. "I wanna see the kid in the net who wouldn't take the test." Miracle
88. "Dead meat!" Rocky III
89. "I love Brian Piccolo. And tonight, when you hit your knees, please ask God to love him." Brian's Song
90. "He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst." Kingpin
91. "Oh, he was the catcher on the high school baseball team. The star pitcher had a big-league curve. Not all of his pitches hit Roy in the mitt. Ouch. The team thought 'Tin Cup' was a whole lot better than 'Clank.' " Tin Cup
92. "Ladies, ever had a quarterback sandwich?" North Dallas Forty
93. "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." Dodgeball
94. "How many eyes do you need to finish this fight?" Million Dollar Baby
95. "You wanna know how stupid you are? Rube Walker, man. I conned you out. Rube Walker!" Mask
96. "All right, men, now here's the play we're gonna use. I don't think the guards know this formation. It's called 'incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead.' Remember, any man you tackle gets an elbow, knee or kick in the mouth." The Longest Yard
97. "The drivers can't stand to be reminded of what can happen to 'em in a race car. They don't go to hospitals. They don't go to funerals. You get a driver to a funeral before he's actually dead, you've made history, darlin'." Days of Thunder
98. "According to Greek mythology, the Titans were greater even than the gods. They ruled their universe with absolute power! Well, that football field out there tonight, that's our universe. Let's rule it like Titans!" Remember the Titans
99. "I must break you." Rocky IV

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