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Rules of Life According to "Seinfeld"  
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These are rules to live your life by according to the "Seinfeld" gospel. Consider this, The Seinfeld Commandments:

	Thou shall NOT double-dip
	Thou shall keep greeting cards for a minimum of 2 days
	Thou shall NOT urinate in public, unless they suffer from Uromysitisis poisoning
	Thou shall eat Snickers bars with a knife and fork
	Thou shalt NOT wear a dinner club's jacket home
	Thou shall beware of angry golfers/customers who suffered a penalty stroke earlier in the day
	Thou shall honor an airport pickup promised; it is a binding social contract
	Thou shall NOT fall for a bipartisan Mirror that is situated in a clothing store with the intention of making a customer look better than they actually are, when they are trying on clothes
	Thou shall choose wisely when a call-waiting face-off arises
	Thou shall NOT scratch outside the nose unless it is plainly visible by all to be a scratch, and not a pick
	Thou shall NOT re-gift or de-gift
	Thou shall NOT attempt to return a flagged book, one which has been ready while on the toilet
	Thou can NOT obtain "grace"
	Thou MAY lie when a person feels that they cannot tell the truth to someone else for fear of offending them
	Thou shall NOT say that there is anything wrong with homosexuality
	Thou shall NOT "open the vault" and blab someone's secret
	Thou shall NOT go out of his way to be liked by the other woman in the double-date
	Thou shall always spare-a-square
	Thou shall NOT stop-short
	Thou shall NOT invite herself up to a man's apartment (like Mae West would) to try and find something, in turn giving him false hope that she might be promiscuous
	Thou shall NOT "yadda, yadda" sex
	Thou shalt NOT wear a customer's clothing (sport jackets and fur coats included) out on the town

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