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The Not-So-Important, Completely Silly Things to Do Before I Die
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Help a homeless person get his or her life in order? Skydive? See a Broadway play?
Not on this "bucket" list!
These are the things I must do, but (hopefully) won't be remembered for when I kick the bucket.
| | Eat a pizza from the inside out. |
| | Go to an empty theater and spend the entire length of the film making shadow puppets on the screen. |
| | Buy some expensive wine, then drink directly from the bottle, which will be wrapped in a paper bag. |
| | Wear my underwear backwards to a business meeting, and make a footnote of this in my presentation. |
| | Get an order of French Fries from every fast food restaurant in town, mix them all together, and then bring this dish to a pot luck dinner, claiming that it's an old family recipe. |
| | Start a collection of bathroom toilet paper from ever hotel I visit. Keep a database on ply count among national chains. |
| | Drive across town at night. In reverse. |
| | At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. |
| | Write a check to pay a bill and write, "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS" in the memo field. |
| | Make a "Things To Do" list of things that I've have already done. |
| | Make up a new language and stop a stranger to ask for directions. |
| | Look in my purse, and ask: "Got enough air in there?" |
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