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The Not-So-Important, Completely Silly Things to Do Before I Die  
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Help a homeless person get his or her life in order? Skydive? See a Broadway play? Not on this "bucket" list! These are the things I must do, but (hopefully) won't be remembered for when I kick the bucket.

	Eat a pizza from the inside out.
	Go to an empty theater and spend the entire length of the film making shadow puppets on the screen.
	Buy some expensive wine, then drink directly from the bottle, which will be wrapped in a paper bag.
	Wear my underwear backwards to a business meeting, and make a footnote of this in my presentation.
	Get an order of French Fries from every fast food restaurant in town, mix them all together, and then bring this dish to a pot luck dinner, claiming that it's an old family recipe.
	Start a collection of bathroom toilet paper from ever hotel I visit. Keep a database on ply count among national chains.
	Drive across town at night. In reverse.
	At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
	Write a check to pay a bill and write, "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS" in the memo field.
	Make a "Things To Do" list of things that I've have already done.
	Make up a new language and stop a stranger to ask for directions.
	Look in my purse, and ask: "Got enough air in there?"

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