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Things I Learned From my Dog  
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Tags: dogs, pets, dog tricks, dog behavior

Dogs are geniuses, they've got it all figured out.

	If you stare at someone long enough, you'll eventually get what you want.
	Sad puppy eyes will always get you out of trouble.
	Rolling in worms is pure joy.
	Anyone within a 3 block radius of your house is the enemy.
	Growling quietly nonstop for 10 minutes is the quickest way to have someone tell you to shut up.
	People love it when you dance in a circle.
	Belly rubs are not just a luxury - they're a necessity.
	If it hits the floor, it's yours.
	It is essential to master the evil eye...this will make anyone feel extreme guilt for whatever they've done to you.
	When the doctor gives you a treat, you better watch out for what he's doing at your back end.
	If someone isn't moving fast enough for you, bark incessantly.
	Whenever you want attention, just slap someone's hand over and over again.
	Sniffing the air is the only reason to wake up when taking a nap outside.

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