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Top 10 Unmanliest Girly Drinks
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Here are ten really girly drinks:
| 1. | Wine Spritzer - First off what the fuck is a spritzer? Secondly why would any man that has a pair be caught dead with one? |
| 2. | Apple-tini - If you are man and you are holding a martini glass the liquid inside better be clear or brown not neon fuck green. Basically you shouldn’t drink anything that has a “-tini” in the drink name. Apple-tini, Choco-tini, etc. |
| 3. | Blow Job Shot - This is a classic shot of choice for bachelorette parties and girls-night-out activities. If a man is caught taking one of these shots, it either means that he has lost a bet, gay, or in the process of a sex-change. |
| 4. | Vodka w/ Cranberry Juice - “It’s a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she’s got her period. What, do you got your period?” –The Departed |
| 5. | Mike’s Hard Anything - There is nothing hard about any of these drinks, they are fruit flavored sugar bombs. Just because they sell them at sporting events doesn’t make them acceptable. |
| 6. | Water - If you need a break then man up and drink a Bud Light like everybody else. |
| 7. | Michelob Ultra - There is no such thing as a beer that goes with working out. If you are going to drink a beer, drink a fucking beer and don’t be a goddamn sissy. |
| 8. | Anything with Diet Coke - I don’t care if you are mixing it with rum or JD, there is nothing manly about announcing to the entire bar that you are watching your calorie intake. |
| 9. | Zima w/ Jolly Rancher - This was the favorite drink of the high school chicks back in my day. Enough said. |
| 10. | Cosmopolitan - a good rule is that if the ladies on Sex and the City drink it there is no excuse for you to have it in your hand. |
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