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Best Quotes From my Dog (if he could talk, that is)
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Tags: dogs, dog behavior, dog quotes
Anyone with a dog has probably had more than one experience where you know they're just dying to be able to speak. These are some of the things I imagine my dog saying should he ever evolve a little bit more.
| | "Shut the hell up and give me a treat." |
| | "If you come at me with that brush one more time, you're gonna find a nice surprise in your bed tonight." |
| | "How about YOU do a trick and go cook me a steak." |
| | "I swear, if one more dog walks by my house, he's going down." |
| | "I'm not eating that shit." |
| | "I'm tellin you, you really should try rolling in these worms, it's freakin awesome." |
| | "OMG, I'm sitting so pretty, give me some cheese!" |
| | "I don't think you guys understand what I'll do for a piece of cheesecake." |
| | "I'm bored. Play with me. Come on, throw a toy. I'm really bored. Plaaaaaaay with meeeeeee!!!" |
| | "Why the hell are you reading a newspaper when it's so much more fun to pet me?" |
| | "Damn it, pay attention to me!" |
| | "Your home!! Your home!! I can't believe your home!! Your home!! Your home!! I can't believe your home!!" |
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