| 1. | Yo mama is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter |
| 2. | Yo Mama is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother" |
| 3. | Yo Mama is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet. |
| 4. | Yo Mama is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag" |
| 5. | Yo mama is fat and has so many double chins she keeps book marks in her real one |
| 6. | Yo Mama is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower |
| 7. | Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves |
| 8. | Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number |
| 9. | Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors |
| 10. | Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide. |
| 11. | Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles |
| 12. | Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil |
| 13. | Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl |
| 14. | Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction |
| 15. | Yo Mama is so ugly her tears run down the back of her head cause they are afraid to go down her face. |
| 16. | Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs |
| 17. | Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs |
| 18. | Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions |
| 19. | Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner |
| 20. | Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her |
| 21. | Yo mama’s house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet. |
| 22. | Yo mama’s so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water. |
| 23. | Yo mama’s so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons. |
| 24. | Yo mama’s so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean! |
| 25. | Yo mama’s so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed out |
| 26. | Yo mama’s so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her |
| 27. | Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry! |
| 28. | Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween! |
| 29. | Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away! |
| 30. | Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her! |
| 31. | Yo mama's so ugly that yo daddy first met her at the pound! |
| 32. | Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." |
| 33. | Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning! |
| 34. | Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes! |
| 35. | Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck! |
| 36. | Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras! |
| 37. | Yo mama’s so ugly her mama used to tie pork chops around her neck so the dogs would play with her. |
| 38. | Yo mama's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! |
| 39. | Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! |
| 40. | Yo mama’s pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn |
| 41. | I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise |
| 42. | I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs |
| 43. | Yo mama’s like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded! |
| 44. | Yo mama’s like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet. |
| 45. | Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking |
| 46. | Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht. |
| 47. | Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck! |
| 48. | Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs |
| 49. | Yo mama is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!! |
| 50. | Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet! |
| 51. | Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her |
| 52. | Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin. |
| 53. | Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. |
| 54. | Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade. |
| 55. | Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite. |
| 56. | Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater |
| 57. | Yo moma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu. |
| 58. | Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. |
| 59. | Yo mamma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion. |
| 60. | Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company |
| 61. | Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars. |
| 62. | Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. |
| 63. | Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. |
| 64. | Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. |
| 65. | Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder. |
| 66. | Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor. |
| 67. | Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death. |
| 68. | Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost |
| 69. | Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car. |
| 70. | Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost |
| 71. | Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank! |
| 72. | Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends. |
| 73. | Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate. |
| 74. | Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new |
| 75. | Yo mama’s so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV |
| 76. | Yo mama’s so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up |
| 77. | Yo mama’s so dumb she got hit by a parked car |
| 78. | Yo mama’s so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl |
| 79. | Yo mama’s so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V |
| 80. | Yo mama’s so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund |
| 81. | Yo mama’s so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window |
| 82. | Yo mama’s so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key |
| 83. | Yo mama’s so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death |
| 84. | Yo mama’s so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice |
| 85. | Yo mama’s so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test |
| 86. | Yo mama’s so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View |
| 87. | Yo mama’s so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls |