| 1. | Illegal Alien - Genesis |
| 2. | Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman - Joe Tex |
| 3. | Obscene Phone Caller - Rockwell |
| 4. | Bertha Butt Boogie - Jimmy Castor Bunch |
| 5. | I Can't Drive 55 - Sammy Hagar |
| 6. | Indian Giver - 1910 Fruitgum Company |
| 7. | He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss) - The Crystals |
| 8. | Because I Got High - Afroman |
| 9. | Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen |
| 10. | If You Wanna Be Happy - Jimmy Soul |
| 11. | Let's Go Get Stoned - Ray Charles |
| 12. | Dirty White Boy - Foreignor |
| 13. | Kissin' Cousins - Elvis Presley |
| 14. | Short People - Randy Newman |
| 15. | Stand By Your Man - Tammy Wynette |
| 16. | Girl Watcher - The O'Kaysions |
| 17. | Brown Sugar - Rolling Stones |
| 18. | Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (that Cigarette) - Commander Cody |
| 19. | A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash |
| 20. | It Must Be Jelly ('cause Jam Don't Shake Like That) - Glenn Miller |
| 21. | Don't Eat The Yellow Snow - Frank Zappa |
| 22. | Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy - Annette |
| 23. | I'm A Slave 4 U - Britney Spears |
| 24. | Tush - ZZ Top |
| 25. | Girl All The Bad Guys Want - Bowling For Soup |
| 26. | Sixty Minute Man - Dominoes |
| 27. | Short Fat Fannie - Larry Williams |
| 28. | If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me? - Bellamy Brothers |
| 29. | My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry |
| 30. | Wasted Days and Wasted Nights - Freddt Fender |
| 31. | Shaving Cream - Benny Bell |
| 32. | Painted Ladies - Ian Thomas |
| 33. | Bang A Gong - T. Rex |
| 34. | First I Look At The Purse - Contours |
| 35. | Cause I'm A Blonde - Julie Brown |
| 36. | Like A Virgin - Madonna |
| 37. | Good Girls Don't - The Knack |
| 38. | Big Balls - AC/DC |
| 39. | Getting Better - Beatles |
| 40. | Running Bear - Johnny Preston |
| 41. | Killing An Arab - The Cure |
| 42. | Kiss Big Bootie Goodbye - By Willie Nelson |
| 43. | Ahab the Arab - Ray Stevens |
| 44. | Art Lover - the Kinks |