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You Are So Nashville If... Past Winners Nashville Scene Contest Winners
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Winners of the Nashville Scene Contest "Your are so Nashville IF" See link below for 2008 winner
| | 1989 You think our Parthenon is better because the other one fell apart. —Susan Fenton |
| | 1990 Your mayor is married and engaged at the same time. —Maralee Self |
| | 1991 You say to the person behind the counter at the Hot Stop, “We really kicked y’all’s ass in that Desert Storm.” —Willie D. Sweet Jr. |
| | 1992 You go to a Hank Williams Jr. concert at Starwood and pass out before Hank does. —Ted W. Davis III |
| | 1993 Your church congregation is referred to as “the studio audience.” —Sharon Kasserman1994 You think that the H.O.V. lane is for people with AIDS. —Paul Allen1995 (No winner) |
| | 1996 You never meant to stay here this long. —Robert Jetton1997 You’ve checked your flower bed for Janet March. —Terry Robertson |
| | 1998 You’re the only one who doesn’t know you’re gay. —Diana Hecht |
| | 1999 You dig up your mom. —Rick Hagey |
| | 2000 You want to vote Brad Schmitt off the island. —Chad Tribble |
| | 2001 Your minister follows the Nine Commandments. —Ken Lass |
| | 2002 Towns you’ve never heard of are going to be hit by a tornado at 6:51, 6:53 and 7:01 p.m.—Rick Hagey |
| | 2003 You returned a friendly Southern wave to Adam Dread as he veered across Franklin Pike. —Cindy Parrish |
| | 2004 You need a war to sell records. —Joe Scutella |
| | 2005 Your governor gives TennCare beneficiaries McDonald’s instead of health care coverage. —Ken Lass |
| | 2006 You were a gay cowboy before being a gay cowboy was cool. —Michael Williams |
| | 2007 You saw Kenny Chesney in a Kroger reading Out & About. —Michael Williams |
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