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Chicken Jokes List A Chicken Joke  
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1.	Why did they breed chickens to have breasts without nipples? ................................Because the nippled would poke holes in the plastic wrappers at the grocery store
2.	A chicken and an egg were lying in bed. The chicken was looking very satisfied and was smoking a cigarette. The egg looked perturbed and frustrated. The egg has enough and turns over and says. I guess we finally answered that question!

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Comments: First one is pretty lame but the second did make me chuckle. Comment by: tmgenterprises