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Chicken Jokes List A Chicken Joke
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1. Why did they breed chickens to have breasts without nipples? ................................Because the nippled would poke holes in the plastic wrappers at the grocery store
2. A chicken and an egg were lying in bed. The chicken was looking very satisfied and was smoking a cigarette. The egg looked perturbed and frustrated. The egg has enough and turns over and says. I guess we finally answered that question!

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First one is pretty lame but the second did make me chuckle.
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