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Top 9 Olympic Quotes from NBC Commentators  
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1.	Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2.	Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3.	Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4.	Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5.	Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6.	Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7.	At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8.	Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9.	Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

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