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Top 10 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes  
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People have been going "ouch!" to these for decades! Here are ten classic knock-knocks that have stood the test of time!

	1. Knock Knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet evening....
	2. Knock Knock! Who's there? Old lady. Old lady, who? I didn't know you could yodel!
	3. Knock knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?...Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
	4. Knock Knock! Who's there? One shoe. One shoe who? One shoe come home, Bill Bailey?
	5. Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you will find out!
	6. Knock knock! who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c-- ? MOOOO!
	7. Knock Knock. Who's there? Ann. Ann who? Ann Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna other Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Maura. Maura who? Maura Easter bunnies. Knock-knock. Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies?
	8. Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry! It's only a joke!.
	9.. Knock Knock! Who's there ! Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes getting boring !
	10.. Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop me from telling any more of these awful knock-knock jokes!

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