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Top 10 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes
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People have been going "ouch!" to these for decades! Here are ten classic knock-knocks that have stood the test of time!
| | 1. Knock Knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet evening.... |
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| | 2. Knock Knock! Who's there? Old lady. Old lady, who? I didn't know you could yodel! |
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| | 3. Knock knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?...Orange you glad I didn't say banana ? |
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| | 4. Knock Knock! Who's there? One shoe. One shoe who? One shoe come home, Bill Bailey? |
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| | 5. Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you will find out! |
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| | 6. Knock knock! who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c-- ? MOOOO! |
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| | 7. Knock Knock. Who's there? Ann. Ann who? Ann Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna other Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Maura. Maura who? Maura Easter bunnies. Knock-knock. Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies? |
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| | 8. Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry! It's only a joke!. |
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| | 9.. Knock Knock! Who's there ! Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes getting boring ! |
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| | 10.. Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop me from telling any more of these awful knock-knock jokes! |
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