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Worst Places to Fart  
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Tags: Fart, Worsts, Bad Date

Here is a list of the worst places to feel gassy

1.	Mexico - I lived in Mexico for 2 years and let me tell you EVERY time you had to fart it was a gamble between filling your pants with poo or getting the relief of expelled gas.
2.	Elevator - So you are on your way up to work with the boss in the elevator. Every stop you think a butt trumpet is going to escape. When it does you better hope your boss is good humored.
3.	Car- I think every man has gone home after a date with a stomach ache from holding in your poo gas all night around a girl you thought was too hot to go out with you. I would also hope that most of you know about taking the long way around the car so you can get all your farts out by the trunk.
4.	Church- Sitting in church smelling your own brew can be a lot of fun but when the deaf old lady behind you starts asking about it in a voice she does not know is too lound you start to regret the Chili Cook off
5.	My Face- The least cool, least funny place I can think of for a fart to be hanging out. However my brothers face would have to be on the top of a best place list so I guess this is pretty relative.

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