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Worst Places to Fart
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Tags: Fart, Worsts, Bad Date
Here is a list of the worst places to feel gassy
| 1. | Mexico - I lived in Mexico for 2 years and let me tell you EVERY time you had to fart it was a gamble between filling your pants with poo or getting the relief of expelled gas. |
| 2. | Elevator - So you are on your way up to work with the boss in the elevator. Every stop you think a butt trumpet is going to escape. When it does you better hope your boss is good humored. |
| 3. | Car- I think every man has gone home after a date with a stomach ache from holding in your poo gas all night around a girl you thought was too hot to go out with you. I would also hope that most of you know about taking the long way around the car so you can get all your farts out by the trunk. |
| 4. | Church- Sitting in church smelling your own brew can be a lot of fun but when the deaf old lady behind you starts asking about it in a voice she does not know is too lound you start to regret the Chili Cook off |
| 5. | My Face- The least cool, least funny place I can think of for a fart to be hanging out. However my brothers face would have to be on the top of a best place list so I guess this is pretty relative. |
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