Top Ten Reasons To Go To Hell:
Tags: god, devil, hell, heaven
Why should you not have a choice>?
| ||10. There is no decent music in heaven. Fact. All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.|
| ||9. 1000 foot high walls of fire look pretty f*****g cool.|
| ||8. Imps make good housepets.|
| ||7. You can smoke, drink, lie, cheat & gamble. All you like. Oh yeah, and fornicate too. You guys love that one.|
| ||6. All the cool people will be there. Bethoven, Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, Wagner, Anton Lavay, Richard Nixon . . I mean come on man!|
| ||5. You can eat all the pork you like|
| ||4. Jesus loves fisting Bono. If he saw you, he may try to fist YOU! And you don't want that.|
| ||3. Hell, contrary to popular belief, does have aircon & cable. We also have room service & there's always room on the sun loungers.|
| ||2. Playing Frisbee with Cerberus ROCKS!|
| ||1. Theres always room for one moar!|
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wow. I ~so~ want to go to hell now!
I'm off out to get drunk and beat up some pandas.
Comment by: shiftymcvain
Sounds like a plan to me. How soon can I get there?!!
Comment by: Bertha Lou