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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Hell:
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Why should you not have a choice>?

10. There is no decent music in heaven. Fact. All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.

9. 1000 foot high walls of fire look pretty f*****g cool.

8. Imps make good housepets.

7. You can smoke, drink, lie, cheat & gamble. All you like. Oh yeah, and fornicate too. You guys love that one.

6. All the cool people will be there. Bethoven, Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, Wagner, Anton Lavay, Richard Nixon . . I mean come on man!

5. You can eat all the pork you like

4. Jesus loves fisting Bono. If he saw you, he may try to fist YOU! And you don't want that.

3. Hell, contrary to popular belief, does have aircon & cable. We also have room service & there's always room on the sun loungers.

2. Playing Frisbee with Cerberus ROCKS!

1. Theres always room for one moar!

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wow. I ~so~ want to go to hell now! I'm off out to get drunk and beat up some pandas.
Comment by: shiftymcvain

Sounds like a plan to me. How soon can I get there?!!
Comment by: Bertha Lou

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