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Basic Humanity 101: Life Lessons from Entourage's Ari Gold
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Here are some lessons to live your life according by, according to Ari Gold:
| | (Got a problem with someone?) Hug it out, bitch. Hug it out. |
| | Learn to communicate. Don't answer a question with another question. |
| | Don't fuck your wife after she plays tennis. |
| | Take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday. |
| | Don't steal other people's mother fucking clients.. |
| | Smoke more weed... Seriously, smoke more weed. |
| | Fuck the phone! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer! |
| | You can't fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers! |
| | When a guy friend falls for another girl friend, all bets are off. When he doesn’t get her, bet you have a problem. When someone else gets her, bet the house. |
| | Trust your instincts. |
| | Silence is fucking golden. |
| | When you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes source. She comes and goes when and where she pleases. |
| | You will come back stronger then ever. Like Lance Armstrong. But with two balls. |
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