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Basic Humanity 101: Life Lessons from Entourage's Ari Gold  
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Here are some lessons to live your life according by, according to Ari Gold:

	(Got a problem with someone?) Hug it out, bitch. Hug it out.
	Learn to communicate. Don't answer a question with another question.
	Don't fuck your wife after she plays tennis.
	Take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.
	Don't steal other people's mother fucking clients..
	Smoke more weed... Seriously, smoke more weed.
	Fuck the phone! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer!
	You can't fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!
	When a guy friend falls for another girl friend, all bets are off. When he doesn’t get her, bet you have a problem. When someone else gets her, bet the house.
	Trust your instincts.
	Silence is fucking golden.
	When you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes source. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.
	You will come back stronger then ever. Like Lance Armstrong. But with two balls.

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Source: Entourage: Ari Gold played by Jeremy Piven

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