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Top 10 McDonald's excuses for the condom in the Big Mac
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Tags: McDonalds, funny, top 10, condom, LOL, David Letterman

In case you forgot, or never heard, someone found a condom in a McDonald's hamburger. Here was David Letterman's explanation:

When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too careful.

Drive-through speaker broken - "Coke with lots of ice" sounded like "Prophylactic device".

Employees too embarrassed to say "Would you like condoms with that".

So what - a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway.

We're experimenting with a new even happier Happy Meal.

Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true.

It was either there or in the vanilla shake.

It still tastes better than the Arch Deluxe.

Condom, Condiment - what's the damn difference.

We were test marketing the new "McTrojan".

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