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Why some men have dogs and not wives
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Tags: dogs, marriage, advice, pets, canine, happiness, divorce
A short list that was emailed to me, author unknown, of why some men may prefer to have dogs in lieu of wives.. sorry dear
| 1. | Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. |
| 2. | Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. |
| 3. | A dog's parents never visit. |
| 4. | Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. |
| 5. | You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. |
| 6. | Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. |
| 7. | Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. |
| 8. | A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?' |
| 9. | If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. |
| 10. | A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. |
| 11. | If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. |
| 12. | Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. |
| 13. | If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. |
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