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Logan's Bucket List
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As I get older by the day and realize my life has been somewhat of a complete and utter failure up to this point, I thought it would be interesting to set a bunch of goals and aspirations to achieve before I die. This is the list of things I want to do before my life is over. Some are serious, some are a joke, but in all truthfulness, I would love to accomplish all.
| 1. | Write and create 3 different television sitcom pilots to pitch to television networks |
| 2. | Drive around in a Delorean blasting Huey Lewis and the News while wearing Wayfarers and a jean jacket/life preserver. When strangers would look at me funny at a stop light, I would turn down the music and quote lines from Back to the Future. And then I take off at the greenlight. I would also say stuff like "Heavy", "Pepsi Free", and frantically yell "1955" over and over again. |
| 3. | Get in shape to the point where I can learn the art of Parkour well enough to jump over minor obstacles that stand in my way. |
| 4. | Talk my way into the backstage of a concert, a movie premier, or any sort of major event for free |
| 5. | Spend at least 3 months working/living in 3 of the 4 major cities (LA, NY, Chicago, Atlanta) |
| 6. | Visit every major league baseball ballpark |
| 7. | Attend a major sporting event's championship game |
| 8. | Shake the hand of Steve Buscemi |
| 9. | Win big in Vegas to the point where they comp me a massive suite |
| 10. | Complete a marathon |
| 11. | Travel across the country in an RV |
| 12. | Backpack across Europe |
| 13. | Get a vanity license plate that says something ridiculous and is complete jibberish, but sounds like a word, only it makes you sound silly when you say it, so people will feel dumb when they read it. Like "FPASM" or "SHTONG" |
| 14. | Attend Oktoberfest in Germany |
| 15. | See the Cubs win the World Series |
| 16. | Have a Bobblehead made after my likeness |
| 17. | Have a funny sketch or video YouTube or something reach 1 million hits. |
| 18. | Go to a thrift store, buy some random old vinyl album, spray paint the record gold, photoshop a fake rap album cover with me on the front surrounded by gold and diamonds, take photos and gold record, and have it professionally framed so when people come over I can say "Oh, that's the gold record for my hit album" |
| 19. | Visit as many "Wonders of the World" as possible |
| 20. | Attend at least 50% of all the major music and film festivals in one year |
| 21. | Have a job I can brag about to my family |
| 22. | Have friends/pay people to follow me around with a bunch of cameras taking my picture in Los Angeles, hopefully prompting real paparazzi to follow me around and take my picture. This way I can imagine them going to their editor and the meeting going horribly wrong when they realize he spent time photographing a nobody |
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