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X-Ray Tech's Last Day with No Crap!
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Tags: X-Ray, Bones, Vision, Pictures, Markers
Being an X-ray tech is never an easy job. We work in the dark, trample through the blood, stick things in places you never want to see, and photograph (x-ray) things we don't know sometimes. It's a great job with all the crazy things you see, but when it's time to kick the bucket you don't want it full of barium that's been rolling around in someone's colon. You want to go to a place where you have all the last lines and jokes without all those yucks!
| | X-ray Vision: That's right - we're tired of pushing, dragging, and hauling x-ray equipment everywhere to look at things. We want to be able to look at someone and tell them exactly what's wrong (and what's not wrong) and tell them to get the heck out of dodge. This will also come in handy with the ladies and men! |
| | Lotion: After being in x-ray your skin dies out from being in some much radiation so a big giant jar or bottle of lotion that we can swim in hits the spot and takes away those dried out spots and rashy skin. We wash our hands so much that some of us are on our last layer of skin! |
| | Money: We work! We work hard! There's days your sticking tubes up someone's butt, holding broken necks, tapping bones, and things we want mention all for little or nothing. We not considered in the social class of health care professionals, but we do just as much if not more at times. So we want COLD HARD CASH and a raise! |
| | No More Barium: Barium is a chalky substance your either having someone drink or pushing it up their rectum so it shows their colon. On any given day there is going to be some crazy person that spits it all over you or has a BACKDRAFT (that would be a big fart and the flying of barium laced with fecal material... also known as CRAP). If this never happened again, our jobs would be great! Going home and smelling like your first patient's poop is never exciting. |
| | Doctors: All Right. No more doctors with attitudes that are bigger than God, and who have a chip on their shoulder because they actually have to work a little. I say let them earn their money for a chance and quit whining because we're tired of hearing it. |
| | Markers: Yep - never having to take one single picture again without having to put a marker on it so everyone will know that its the right or left side. How about a day with no sides and just confusion or people using their brains and knowing where anatomical structures are at! |
| | Surgery: Going there and not having to set up a C-Arm. Going and not having to listen to everyone whining in the room about how they have to move everything around for us so we can take pictures of the patient for the doctor. How about if we never have to go again, and everyone does the surgery without us! |
| | Portables: Lets just push them out into the parking garage and leave them. No more portables. No more having to pick 500 pound people up to get a 3 pound board up under them while their screaming and fighting us. No more portable ever! |
| | Scrubs: Let us have a nice relaxing day and where jeans and t-shirts. No more scrubs, no more panty-line seeing, no more white underware, and no more of those bagging body covering trash bags. Just some good ole comfortable clothing. |
| | Stretchers: A life without stretchers would be great. Never mind a life without patients on stretchers. We want stretchers for us that would be pushed up and down the hallways by doctors who think their better than us. We want to take a nap on them and have a lunch brought to us on them. |
| | Food: We want a great meal. We're tired of hospital food. We want a five star restaurant meal that's not served to us a bed pan than we have to eat with our fingers that have just been washed after doing an enema. We want the meat, potatoes, gravy, and rolls. No more of that healthy junk your feeding the patients that's making even them sick. We want to 5000 calories in each food group without being told were not setting good examples. I want a buffet of food and a party with all my co-workers where we can eat and eat ! |
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I'm an X-Ray tech and this is the best I've read so far!
Chad, TX
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