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how to know you are a vampire
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Tags: vamppire, blood
hi try not to be a vampire, OK
| | 1. Does your dentist run like hell when he sees you coming? |
| | 2. Do people remark on your exceptionaly smooth pale skin? |
| | 3. Do you get a sunburn in direct sunlight in 15 minutes or less without 45SPF sunscreen? |
| | 4. Do you suffer from deep-rooted depression, and look to the vampire as a symbol of strength in darkness, which has suppressed the child you once were? |
| | 5. Have you ever staged a hold-up at a blood drive? |
| | 6. Do you go to horror movies to see if you know anyone? |
| | 7. Has blood ever clotted in your throat? |
| | 8. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? |
| | 9. Have your children/grandchildren/greatgrandchildren already passed away? |
| | 10. Are you continually annoyed by all the awful rumors that declare that you don't exist? |
| | 11. Is your favorite pickup line "What blood type are you?" |
| | 14. Do you even bother with pickup lines? |
| | 15. Do you tend to suck the peanut butter out of your Reeses peanut butter cups? |
| | 16. Have you visited Transylvania more than 20 times in the past century? |
| | 17. When people point a gun at you and say "Eat hot lead!" do you find it goes straight through you? |
| | 18. When you were young, were you always hoping that "The Count" on Sesame Street would kill those annoying kids? |
| | 19. Does Anne Rice phone you for advice when writting her novels? |
| | 20. Are you constantly having a bad hair day because you cannot see yourself in the mirror? |
| | 21. Does your mother repeatedly ask you what all the dead bodies are doing in your closet? |
| | 22. Do you hate tomatoes (because they're so red, ripe and rich, and filled with....water)? |
| | 23. Did it take you twenty years to learn how to turn a computer on? 24. Have you ever traded receipes with Jeffrey Dahmer or Hannibal Lecter? |
| | 25. Do you find this test an utter waste of time because you already KNOW you're a vampire?? |
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Would add one more.. Do you ever forget and publish the same list twice as one list? .. Does that make Gooey an Vampire..?
Comment by: rick
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