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Lead singer jokes
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Tags: funny, musicians, lead singer
Another look at musicians, this one is a shot at lead singers. I have known many, but it seems that their egos never change.
"There's nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo, unless of course it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner."
| | Why is a lead singer like a cheap cigar? It's a piece of crap with a band wrapped around it! |
| | How does a lead singer change a light bulb? He holds it up and the world revolves around him |
| | How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in. |
| | Why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? Because it is more difficult to hit a moving target |
| | What's the first thing that a female singer does after she gets up in the morning? Puts on her clothes and goes home. |
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Ouch! The last one hurts!
Comment by: Lezti
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