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Funny Food One Liners
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Tags: Jokes, One Liner, Food, Silly, Funny
I don't proclaim to be the great humorist, but here are a few one liners I have heard about food, yep, that means they are clean that I am passing on...can you add any?
| | What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh |
| | Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. |
| | What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. |
| | How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk. |
| | I am on a seafood diet, I see food I eat it |
| | What is yellow and goes click click.. A ballpoint banana |
| | What is green and white and hops around? A Frog Sandwich |
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What about the classic line "I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I put it in the food."
Comment by: StudyMonkey
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