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Tags: golf, one liners, jokes, hole in one, pebble beach, handicap

Yes, I am a golf widow...but even I can have a sense of humor when it comes to golf...here are a few...got any to share?

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  • Golf is what you play when you're too out of shape to play softball.
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  • What do you call 1,000 golfers lined up on a pebble beach holding hands? Pebble Beach Golf Links.
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  • Why do golfers always carry two pairs of trousers with them ? Just in case they had a hole in one.
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  • The only reason I play golf is to bug my wife. She thinks I'm having fun.
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  • You know it's too wet to play golf when your cart capsizes.
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  • Where can you find 100 doctors all at the same place on any given day? "A golf course!!"
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  • Two golfers are at the first tee: Golfer one: ``Hey, guess what? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!'' Golfer two: ``Great trade!!!!''
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  • My stockbrocker’s a golf nut. One day he called up and he said, “Guess what? I just broke 80! I said, “I know. I’m one of them.”
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  • Our minister was the best golfer in town. Look at all the practice he’s had in keeping his head down.
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  • My butcher and my golf game have one thing in common. They both have a slice that’s cost me a fortune.
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  • In think my golf game is improving. I haven’t broken 100, but I’m bending the hell out of 110!
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  • It’s easy to tell a real dedicated doctor. He can never understand how a hooker can be happy.
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  • He claims it’s no sin to play golf on Sunday. But the way he plays, it’s a crime.
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  • The prospective bride rushed up to the prospective groom on the first tee. The groom looked at her bridal finery and said, “I told you-only if it rained.”

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