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"I wish I had more hands." Dave Chappelle quotes  
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David "Dave" Chappelle is an Emmy-nominated American comedian, satirist and actor.

	I'm Rick James, bitch!
	I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best lookin' motherfuckers you ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.
	You wide-nosed having mother fuckers.
	Come here, darkness.
	Brother darknesses! Look everyone darkness is spreading.
	I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
	"Will I still be able to traffic rocks in the community?"
	I'm Wayne Brady, Bitch!
	Cribs Episode* Hey MTV! Come on in ya broke muthafuckas!
	"I'm goin' to Africa, bitches!"
	"Never in a million year will you hear somebody on the radio say 'I'm up for runnin' up on them crackers in city hall'."
	Oh, Sally, it's not what's gotten into me, it's what's gotten into Oprah! My seed, son! Ha ha h aha! I'm rich, bitch! Ha ha ha!

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