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"Procrastinate now, don't put it off for later." Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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Tags: Ellen DeGeneres, Quotes, Words, Said, Saying, Famous, History
Ellen DeGeneres is an American comedian. She currently hosts her own TV show. Here are some of her famous quotes.
| | I remember one day I was coming home from kindergarten I — well I thought it was kindergarten, it turned out later I'd been working in a factory for two years... I was wondering 'cause it was always really hot and everyone was older than me, but, um, what did I know? | | | I think the hard thing about this job [stand-up] — I mean, I think this part is great — but that the traveling is y'know, 'cause — 'cause I'm gone a lot from home and this time I'm out for three-and-a-half weeks without going home, and that's hard, to be gone three-and-a-half weeks 'cause then I have to ask my friends, 'Would you mind going to the house and watering the plants, and turn some lights on and make it look like somebody's home, and make sure that the mobile over the crib isn't tangled or the baby's gonna get bored...' | | | I'm a — I'm a, um, a godmother which is just, that's fun to be a godmother, she is so precious, she's the light of my life, she's two... or five or something, and she's, uh... I don't know, I've never seen her — the pictures are precious, she just seems so, y'know... She lives clear across town, I don't have that kind of time, but, um... Well I send money and stuff, it's not like I don't have a connection... | | | I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: 'That's a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going...' | | | If we don't want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we're stuck with the revolting alternative of being judged by our actions, by what we do. | | | We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews? | | | Now we have hands-free phones, so you can focus on the thing you're really supposed to be doing ... chances are, if you need both of your hands to do something, your brain should be in on it too. | | | I have a terrible problem with procrastination... a friend told me, well you should go to therapy. And I thought about it, but then I said: 'wait a minute. Why should I pay a stranger to listen to me talk when I can get strangers to pay to listen to me talk? And that's when I got the idea of touring. |
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