| | A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. |
| | A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. |
| | A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday... but never remembers her age. |
| | A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. |
| | A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. |
| | A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. |
| | A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. |
| | All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. |
| | An idea is a feat of association. |
| | As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. |
| | By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. |
| | Do not follow where the path may lead... Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. |
| | Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. |
| | Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense. |
| | Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. |
| | Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. |
| | I never dared to be radical when young for fear it would make me conservative when old. |
| | I'm against a homogenized society, because I want the cream to rise. |
| | In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life — It goes on. |
| | Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? |
| | Love is an irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly. |
| | Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. |
| | Poetry is the first thing lost in translation. |
| | The best way out is always through. |
| | The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. |
| | The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. |
| | The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. |
| | There are tones of voices that mean more than words. |
| | Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. |
| | You can be a rank insider as well as a rank outsider. |
| | The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. |