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Jay Leno Quotes
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Jay Leno is a comedian and host of NBC's The Tonight Show. Here are just a few of his famous quotes.
| | 106 [degrees] in the valley… I was sweating like Dan Rather checking for forged documents. |
| | I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada". |
| | So China's president [Hu Jintao] meets, uh— meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?". |
| | A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he did it one person at a time. |
| | And some sad news… the first lesbian couple to be legally get married in the state of Massachusetts has split up. They cited irreconcilable similarities. |
| | French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly. |
| | Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. ... They won after France’s best player got ejected for head butting. That’s the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years |
| | Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. |
| | You're not famous until my mother knows about it. |
| | A 102-year-old tree fell over in front of the White House. They said this happening involved three factors: its age, a strong wind, and Patrick Kennedy's car. |
| | He's described as the architect of the war on Iraq. And he should be very proud, bcause he's built something that's going to last for years and years. |
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