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"I want to dress like a sperm." Robin Williams Quotes  
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Robin Williams is a comedian and actor famous for being an extremely extroverted individual. These are some of his famous quotes.

	"Jamaica. They would never make an Atomic Bomb; they may make an Atomic Bong. When the Atomic Bomb goes off there's devastation and radiation. When the Atomic Bong goes off there's celebration!"
	"You realize God gave you a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
	"Then there's the luge, for which I have only one question: What drunken, German gynecologist invented that sport? What guy said: You know what? I want to dress like a sperm, shove an ice skate in my ass, and go balls first down an ice chute. Ja, that would be fun!"
	"But After 9/11 it was Tony who said "This heinous incident has brought our civilization to the edge of oblivion but we shall endure." And there’s poor dubya (W) going 'Shit I can't even spell that.'"
	“You do not know shit about fuck.”
	“They said the Irish discovered civilization then had a couple of Guinness and forgot where they fucking put it.”
	"Jane Fonda and Ted Turner broke up. Jane found God and Ted found out it wasn't him."
	"You know you get that tattoo of a barbed wire now when you're 18 and by the time you're 80 it's a fucking pickett fence."
	"It's very difficult to have a call to jihad, with a mouthful of peanut butter."
	"Do you think they could make a drug to give you mental clarity into your golden years? No! They give you a drug to make you harder than Chinese algebra."
	"The only people flying to the Middle East will be terrorists, so it will be, 'Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?'"
	"If you remember the 1960s, you didn't live through them."
	"Carpe per diem: Seize the check."
	"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
	"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
	"Cocaine addiction is God's way of saying you make too much money."
	"If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair."
	"'Compassionate Conservative', that's kind of like having a gun rack on a Volvo."
	"You want an amendment against same-sex marriage? Anyone who's ever been married knows it's always the same sex."
	"Things you don't hear at the Tony's (Broadway Award Show): 'Don't wait up kids'."

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