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Quotes from Lewis Grizzard
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Lewis McDonald Grizzard, Jr. (October 20, 1946 - March 20, 1994) was an American writer and humorist. He was a newspaper writer and sports editor at the Atlanta Journal. His first job in the newspaper business was at a small paper in in Athens, Georgia. He mostly known for his humorous columns in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and his books including Southern by the Grace of God, I Haven’t Understood Anything since 1962, and Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night. Here are few of my favorite Lewis Grizzard quotes
| | Real estate agents are God's plague on mankind when locusts are out of season. |
| | Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. |
| | Yankees ain't real sure how smart we are. Cause we talk slowly, and move slowly. They don't know we thinkin' all that time. |
| | There's no such thing as being too Southern. |
| | “I don’t think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.” |
| | Why do service stations lock the bathroom door but leave the cash register unlocked?" |
| | "There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago." |
| | "Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck." |
| | Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. |
| | Don't bend over in the garden granny, them taters gots eyes |
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