| | People like blood sausage, too. People are morons. |
| | Chance of departure today, one hundred percent. |
| | So'd you turn pro with that belly button thing, Ned? |
| | Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you... but I'm not going to. |
| | Yeah, they're hicks, Rita. |
| | This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. |
| | Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency. |
| | I make the weather. |
| | Well, it's Groundhog Day... again... |
| | What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. |
| | You're a producer, come up with something. |
| | Morons, your bus is leaving. |
| | Nancy, she works in a dress shop... and she makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets really excited. |
| | I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank Piña Coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over... |
| | I'm betting he's going to swerve first. |
| | Needle eye Ned...Ned the Head! |
| | Catch you tomorrow, huh pops? |
| | I told you, call me Bronco. |
| | This is a man we are talking about, right? |
| | Does he have to use the word "poopy"? |
| | It always makes me think of Rome, the way the sun hits the buildings in the afternoon. |
| | I like to say a prayer and drink to world peace. |
| | This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to *eat* it. You're hypocrites, all of you! You have a problem with what I'm saying, Larry? Untie your tongue, and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess? [Rita shakes her head "no."] |
| | I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life. |
| | There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him. |
| | Don't drive angry. |
| | Well, we mustn't keep our public waiting. |
| | I'm a god, I'm not the god... I don't think. |
| | You like boats, but not the ocean. |
| | You gotta want it. |
| | Be the hat. Come on! Go! |
| | Gosh you're an upbeat lady. |
| | I promise I won't touch you ... much. |
| | Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on his smiling face a dream of spring. |
| | When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter. |
| | If you're gonna eat steak, get some sharper teeth, alright? |
| | No matter what happens tomorrow or for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. |
| | Today is tomorrow. It happened! |
| | It's so beautiful!... Let's live here. We'll rent, to start. |
| | I'm just amazed, and I'm not easily amazed. |
| | Let's not spoil it. |
| | I bought you; I own you. |
| | Did he actually refer to himself as "the talent"? |
| | Hey, no, no no no. Nobody honks this horn but me. Okay pal. |
| | He might be ok. [explosion] Well, no, probably not now. |
| | Have you ever seen the inside of a van? |
| | He's out of his gourd! |
| | People just don't understand what is involved in this. This an art-form! You know, I think that most people just think that I hold a camera and point at stuff, but there is a heck of a lot more to it than just that. |
| | Do you have life insurance, Phil? Because if you do, you could always use a little more, I mean, who couldn't? But let me tell something - I got's a feeling [whistles] you ain't got any. Am I right or am I right or am I right? |
| | I have an alcoholic now. |
| | I think we should meet again, how's tomorrow for you? |
| | Friends don't let friends drive. |
| | Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive. |
| | Hey who else could go for some flap jacks right now? |