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Quotes from "Airplane!"  
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These are some famous quotes from the spoof comedy "Airplane!"

	What a pisser.
	I've got to concentrate, concentrate, concentrate. I've got to concentrate, concentrate, concentrate. Hello, hello, hello. Echo, echo, echo. Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon…Manny Mota, Mota, Mota.
	I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?
	It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
	The oil pressure, I forgot to check the oil pressure. When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan.
	Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wiggle and—
	Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic airpockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
	Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
	Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
	Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
	Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
	The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it, the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
	I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
	Loneliness, that's the bottom line. I was never happy as a child... Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what it's like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head? With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry, Ted, skip that, it's a dumb question.
	Alright, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
	Airport management, the FAA and the airlines. They're all cheats and liars. Alright, lets get outta here.
	I know but this guy has no flying experience at'all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.
	Off to the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
	And Leon's getting larger!
	There's a sale at Penny's!
	Me John big tree!
	Just kidding muahaha
	Where did you get that dress? Its awful and those shoes and that coat jeez!
	Just like Gerald Ford
	Alright, give me Hamm on white, hold the Mayo!
	Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?
	Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
	Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
	Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
	They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to. I say, let 'em crash!
	Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don' wan' no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow.
	What it is big mama, my mama ain't raise no dummies, I dug her rap!
	Oh…it's my stomach. I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
	No thank you, I take it black…like my men.

Lister: Pratt
Source: Compiled by LAL

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