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How to Kill a Lawyer & Other Jokes
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Everyone has heard at least one decent, er good, er lawyer joke. Here's a few. Please add your own:

Q: What is a lawyer's ideal weight? A: About five pounds, including the urn.

Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a tree? A: Cut the rope.

Q: How do you prevent a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.

Q: How do you kill a lawyer when he's drinking? A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.

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very funny jokes!
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