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How to Kill a Lawyer & Other Jokes
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Tags: lawyers, jokes, attorneys, sobs, goofs
Everyone has heard at least one decent, er good, er lawyer joke. Here's a few. Please add your own:
| | Q: What is a lawyer's ideal weight? A: About five pounds, including the urn. |
| | Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a tree? A: Cut the rope. |
| | Q: How do you prevent a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water. |
| | Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start. |
| | Q: How do you kill a lawyer when he's drinking? A: Slam the toilet seat on his head. |
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