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Lawyer Jokes. Hear em everyday. Here are a few of mine. Add your own:

Q: Why are lawyers' brains so expensive? A: It takes so many to make an ounce.

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A. Accountants know they're boring.

Q: Why should you swerve to avoid hitting a lawyer on a bicycle? A: That bicycle might be yours!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.

Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a pothole? A: People will try to avoid hitting a pothole.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a wheelbarrow full of shit? A: The wheelbarrow.

Q: What's the difference between an accident and a calamity? A: It's an accident when a bus full of lawyers plunges off the road into a river. It's a calamity if they can swim.

Q: Why are lawyers like flies? A: They eat shit and bother people.

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